9.13.2007

Hatelove, the Subgenius condition.

Hatelove, it sounds fun, like sexhurt. It's not. It's the one wave on the otherwise placid slack plain. Even if you've successfully managed complete and total slack, if you are smart enough, you will still feel hatelove. It's knowing that while you may have managed your life in such a way that most everything within your sphere of influence and knowledge pleases you, EVERY OTHER FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD COMPLETELY SUCKS BALLS! Great, I know lots of smart, funny and free thinking people, but does that really matter when the majority of people are unthinking, dull, asshatted NORMALS? Awesome! I live in America, where everyone has the freedom to do anything they want, but does that really matter when in all actuality our every movement and action in life is controlled by fear, ignorance, slavish obedience, or some hellish combination of the three?

9.11.2007

I Jammed Out With My Clam Out

Oh yes, oh yes indeed. After months of begging, bribery and cajoling, I finally got Ms. Jenni to let me back into the Leopard Print Lounge again. And now she'll have to work extra hard to regain the reputation I so easily soiled.

I present to you, the soundtrack to the Cheech and Chong movie that is my mind.

Dukes of the Stratosphear - 25 O'Clock - Chips from the Chocolate Fireball
Ariel Pink - Getting High in the Morning - House Arrest
Rolling Stones - Stoned - The Singles Collection
Bongwater - Ride My SeeSaw - Double Bummer
Flight of the Conchords - Robots - The Distant Future
Lenny Bruce - To Come - To Is A Preposition Come Is A Verb
Donovan - Superlungs - Trobadore
Capt. Groovy & His Bubblegum Army - Dark Part of My Mind Pt. 1 - Turds On A Bum Ride
Black Lips - It Feels Alright - Good Bad Not Evil
Madoo - You Can't Do That - The Fab Four From Liverpool
Sonic Youth - Hyperstation - Daydream Nation (rerelease)
Sonic Youth - Eliminator - Daydream Nation (relrelase)
Parts & Labor - Fractured Skies - Mapmakers
Zolar X - Oveon Triopp - X Marks The Spot
Zolar X - X Marks The Spot - X Marks The Spot
Yoko Ono w/ Jason Pierce - Walking on Thin Ice - Yes, I am A Witch
Yoko Ono w/Felix Da Housecat - Walkin On Thin Ice - Open Your Box
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer - 77
The Boggs (Fort) - Arm In Arm - The Boggs
Von Sudenfed - The Rinohead - Tromatic Reflexxions
Mitch Hedberg - Houses - Mitch All Together
The Arge - Benzocaine - S/T
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Howl - Howl
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - U.S. Government - Take Them On On Your Own
The Doilies - The Doilies - Invite Them Up
Big A little A - Track 5 - gAme
Tomahawk - Mescal Rite #2 - Anonymous
Maps & Atlases - Stories About Ourselves - tree, swallows, houses
TV On The Radio - Playhouses - Return To Cookie Mountain
We Are The Fury - Venus - Venus
Scissor Sisters - Comfortably Numb - S/T
702 - Pootie Tangin' - Pootie Tang Sndtrk.
Richard G. Clark - Make It In Rockford...Weigh The Difference - Rockford