Fuck her right in the eye, seriously. Apparently certian "people" (I'm using that term loosely as I don't believe anyone who looks up to Paris and her ilk could actually be considered people) have started a petition to try to get Paris from realizing the consequences of her actions.
The petition reads: "Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives."
Apparently these "people" think she deserves respect and lenience simply because she's a socalite and heiress? What sorts of spineless money worshipping assholes are these? Have they never actually known a real person who has to EARN both money and respect? Have they never had to do that themselves? Is there some sort of drug, or medical procedure, that one can engage in to actually acheive this sort of break from reality? If so, sign (oh wait...sihn) me up! I love both money AND respect, but hate the concept of work! Now that I think about it, Paris Hilton may indeed by the next incarnation of "Bob"...oh wait, I give her too much credit. I don't think she can actually sell anyone anything, except maybe the joy of untreated syphillis. And what good does this bag of shit wrapped in skin ACTUALLY do society? Does she have ANY skills whatsoever beyond shoving things up or in her various orifices? Can she make a sandwich, finger painting or even wipe her own ass? All logic points to "no". Has she ever actually helped anyone through her own actions, or even by directing the actions of others? Again, I'm going to have to go with "no" on that one.
Oh wait, there it is, right in the petition itself. Thanks for reminding me! She "provides hope" and "beauty and excitement"? Really, hope? For what? Hope that when you die, you will be reincarnated as the heir to a vast fortune? Hope that you can be famous simply for being a notorious fuck hole who some how has managed to not get caught shitting themselves in public? "Beauty"? I guess, if you can call something maintained by cocaine, redbull, a legion of hair dressers, make up artists, plastic surgeons and bulemia "beautiful". But to be honest shouldn't a person have to have some sort of engaging life essence or possibly a "soul" to be considered beautiful? Probably not to assholes, they like their fish dead and cold. "Excitement"? I guess, if you're driving in the same region that her booze and drug addled unliscensed ass is going 45+ miles over the speed limit, some might consider the fear rush of death via vehicular manslaughter by celebutard to be exciting. Me? I consider it the potential for at least a totaled car and at worst a miserable and worthless death. But then again, I'M CRAZY!
The Kitchen: Three Years Later
9 years ago
